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1. hitchcock

A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.

"Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window"

by JimmyJr May 13, 2006


2. hitchcock

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

by Edward Vaginus Cullen Nov 22, 2009


1. Hitchcock Shit

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles. Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.

"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."

by Eamonn Deane Dec 12, 2006


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(errata do autor deste blog: onde se lê "The 39 Steps" deve se ler "The Man Who Knew Too Much")